So the company I work for has A Lab ooop norf ( which is my location) which has always been cards in ..it works well and is a small group of 7 couriers
3 on bikes ( now DL650 v strom ) and the rest in Hybrid Toyota. ( There have been other bikes ..some much ,much worse than others



** Just a note here because they(London ..see following text) got a 74 plate bike so did we , but the old bikes are so good that even with 100,000 + on the clocks the other riders want to buy them from the company as their own bikes .. Not me , Why pay tax when my own bikes are historic ..

Due to recent legal reasoning giving Uber etc holiday and sick pay when they are clearly self employed the status quo at the London office has had to change and the riders and drivers will all have to be PAYE..all 100 of them
The focus is on the riders here because , I or we oop norf can't believe their s**ding attitude at all .
They have been supplied with a brand new 74 plate Vstrom ..with top box , panniers , heated grips, crash bars with spotlights because they insisted that they were so essential they weren't going to risk their lives without them .


All free ..A fuel card , Fully insured and with recovery ..arranged locally to their (Londons) nominated repair agent ..
You know what the f***ers are whinying on ..They can't get through traffic with panniers and want bigger top boxes ..the muffs are wrong and they want these leg covers that you see on scooters ... F***ing fairies..
The panniers are so they can carry the spill kit , the puncture repair kit , the airpump all paid for of course, aswell as the ever increasing number of samples that need collecting.
We've manged oop 'ere for 12 years .. We don't go scurryung back to the lab 'cos it's raining hard , we don't sit at the side of the road because we've got a puncture ..( normally 2 amonth ) No we repair it and are on our way doing our job getting the samples to the lab with in the hour , as we are paid to do...
The difference , WE oop norf are firstly EX servicemen , but more importantly we were self employed couriers before this , and appreciate that if the bike needs a service we don't have to do it on a Friday night or over the weekend , if something breaks someone else will pay , The clothing proved is so outside any budget I could afford ..even if I wouldn't choose that Helmet myself , it one of the best and free!!
Who would not be Wow my wages are all mine.. I'll tell you,people who are not in the main motorcycle couriers , but people who have arrived on these shores and have never had to do the job properly ...Oh and they live down sarf!!